Number of Countries Visited: 5 - Turkey, Syria, Jordan, Israel and Egypt, all without flying starting from Greece!
Favorite Country: Jordan - A lot to see in a small country
Favorite City: Cairo days 1 to 4
Least Favorite City: Cairo days 5 to 8 - You too will get this facial expression after 8 days in Cairo:

Best: Middle Eastern hospitality and sense of humor
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Worst: Touts and bargaining (though I must say it's fun to sit in a shop, have tea, chat, then walk out of there having paid way more than originally intended but still happy with the purchase)
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Number of non-alcoholic beers Bill bought by mistake: 2 (in Petra, Jordan)
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Number of bad words Bill used upon realizing that he was duped into buying non-alcoholic beers: 4
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Number of times we were asked whether we had a baby, why don't we have a baby, when are we going to have a baby: too many to count
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Number of times Bill mistakenly stepped on a prayer carpet in the hotel hallway: 2 (It was at the beginning part of the trip in this region; now we know better not to step on the green carpet!)
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Number of cockroaches we saw in our first Lonely Planet recommended hotel room in Cairo: 8
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Number of non-smoking malls we saw in Cairo: 1
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Number of men we saw smoking in that mall in one hour: 15
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Best Arabic Phrase: "Inshallah", meaning 'God willing' can be a reply to almost anything. For example -
Q: See you tomorrow!
A: Inshallah
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Q: Will the bus be here at 8pm?
A: Inshallah
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We used the phrase to respond to the when-are-you-having-a-baby questions and also to people trying to sell us a tour:
Q: Are you going to Petra?
A: Inshallah
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Fortunately (or unfortunately?), the barbers in the Middle East are really good so Bill hasn't gotten a crazy haircut. The preferred style here seem to be this hedgehog/Zoolander cut:
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We are now in Nairobi, Kenya, looking for a safari...